Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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