They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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