I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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