Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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