i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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