so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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