I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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