do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
organizing the empties. That sober.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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