tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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