Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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