matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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