In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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