I'm lost and stupid without you.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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