Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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