Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Why is there bacon in the couch?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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