I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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