come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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