apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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