your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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