Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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