I didn't shave. On purpose
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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