You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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