At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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