But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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