I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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