just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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