Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
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