I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize
