And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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