He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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