You're so nebulous sometimes
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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