Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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