Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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