I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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