sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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