You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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