Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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