How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
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