I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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