So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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