Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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