He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Randomize
