Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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