Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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