You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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