On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
