standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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