I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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