He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Do plants get herpes?
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