She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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