found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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