The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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