fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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