3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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