So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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