Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
