dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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