they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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