Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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